10.20.2009

A Letter to His Hairless, Two-Legged Simians

Dear Humans,


While taking one of his hourly, 15-minute naps, Safety Cat had an epiphany: He realized that despite his efforts at enlightening your hairless hides about safety with his bi-weekly-ish posts on the
OH&S Wire, he was not doing enough to keep you humans from destroying yourselves.

So Safety Cat is introducing Safety Cat, Safety Scat, a blog aimed at helping you overcome your humanly flaws. 'Helping' may include but is not limited to: posting YouTube safety videos; improving your chances of survival through the use of 'common sense' and 'thinking before acting'; showing you some funny safety stuff, so you will be too distracted to leave the house, and therefore, put yourself in danger; and occasionally ranting about safety and non-safety things alike.


So sit back, relax and strap on a fall protection harness if you're going to dangle 500 ft. in the air.


Until next time, meow.


--S.C.

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